"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

akarui-yoru i’ll always flirt with you bby <3 (via fidel-guevara)

(via r-eese)

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via metalhearted)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via unexotic)